3 thoughts on “It's a Dog's Life”

  1. Dearest Z,
    Your words wound me. I’ve always been willing to take time out and socialize with my fans. To do otherwise would be to deny the debt I owe them — without the fans, Wylie and the Coyotes (and more recently, Da Rhymin’ Dawgs) would never have been heard of outside the county lockup circuit.
    And although it seems petty to point this out, I do feel obligated to point out that it was you who jilted me last month, choosing that human instead. (He’s a great guy and all, but I do have feelings after all!)
    But still, this is all tennis balls over the fence. I do still value your friendship and look forward to seeing you again soon.
    – W.

  2. Oh, sure, I catch you with not one, but TWO younger women and you find a way to blame it on me. See if I ever scratch you behind the ears again!

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