Paris Hilton has released a second campaign video for her (fake) presidential bid, with an endorsement from former President Jed Bartlet. Truthfully, I’m somewhat impressed by Ms. Hilton’s approach to the campaign season. Many celebrities openly endorse one candidate or another without laying out their reasons. Apparently they’d just have us vote one way or the other because someone famous said we should. Ms. Hilton is instead using her tongue-in-cheek presidential bid to bring up real issues that the real campaigns are ignoring.
Bearing that in mind, this seems like a good time to round up all the third-party candidates. Now if I could just get them to agree on a debate format….
Paris Hilton’s initial campaign video
Paris Hilton’s second campaign video
See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die
I plan to vote for the Donuts-Bacon ticket.
Sounds like a ticket Homer Simpson could get behind. 🙂
Michael Palin – President
Paris Hilton – VP
Zaphod Beeblebrox – Secretary of State
And may the lord help us all
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