One possible definition of the word “optimist” is anyone who thinks a squirrel-proof bird-feeder will prevent squirrels from getting at the food.
One of today’s activities was to give the bird feeders the first fill-up of the year. It’s been about eight months since the last time there was anything in those feeders, so it’ll probably take a day or two before the birds realize they’re back in business.
I’m sure the birds will enjoy the food, but at about the same time the birds find the feeders, I expect the squirrels will find them as well. The last few years, I’ve probably done a lot more to feed them than the birds. Last year, I even wound up replacing one of the feeders after if broke open when the squirrels chewed through the cord that was holding it up.
So, here’s the feeders as they looked this afternoon. We’ll see how long it takes before the first squirrel arrives.
Sometimes a Sculpture is just a Sculpture
If the purpose of art is to make you take a look at life from an unusual perspective, then the folks at the Open Concept Gallery in Grand Rapids have succeeded beyond anyone’s wildest dreams. Apparently a number of people called 911 about a sculpture of Sigmund Freud because they’d mistaken it for a man dangling from the side of a building!
Dancing Fool
The main reason for this entry is so I don’t lose the link for the Washington Swing Dance Committee.
So far, it’s been a pleasant experience: Everyone I’ve met has been polite, everyone’s there to dance, and even when they decline, they’re nice about it. (e.g. “I’m sorry, I’m need to catch my breath. Maybe a little later?”)
So right off the bat, it’s better than any of the dances I went to in High School.
There’s even a few people gifted with the ability to put a novice at ease and teach him a new move or two.
I’ve been having fun so far!
The Christmas Spider?
Today’s mail included a Christmas-themed ad booklet from Hallmark. Paging through it, I was struck by the absurdity of one of their connections between the Christmas Season and licensed merchandise.
One of the featured cards has a picture of Spider-Man on the front. Curious about what Spidey has to do with Christmas, I read the pictured card-front:
Building to building,
he slings and swings,
from wall to wall,
he leaps and springs…
and do you know what Spider-Man brings?
Presents for all the good little boys and girls? No, although they both wear red suits, I don’t recall any stories about Santa being bitten by a radioactive spider. (Anyone up to the obvious challenge of writing such a story? Preferably one where Santa doesn’t die from the experience.)
Eggs and candy? No, Spidey doesn’t have the ears or the tail. Besides, that’s the wrong season.
According to the ad booklet, he’s bringing “Christmas Wishes” but the last I knew, Spidey’s alter-ego worked as a free-lance photographer. The second movie did have him delivering pizza, but I don’t think he’s ever worked for Western Union. (And besides, didn’t they get out of the telegram business?)
About the only things I can think of that Spider-Man might bring would be either a sense of safety because you know he’s protecting you, or else a nagging concern that he’s being chased by some variety of super-villain and maybe you’d better flee the area.
Does anyone else have any suggestions about what Spider-Man might bring?
An Odd Product
Walking through the local Targêt last night, I came across this rather odd item in the Pet Care section.
Gates like that are a great way to keep a pet (well, a dog anyhow) from leaving or entering the room. Nothing too exciting there.
But what’s with the pet door in the pet gate? Doesn’t that kind of defeat the purpose?
umop 3p!sdn
I got a postcard from Al & Natalie today. It seems they’re off on another epic vacation, this time a cruise around Australia and New Zealand. Among other exploits, they went ashore and had dinner one night at the Sydney Opera House.
Because they’re in Australia, they wrote the postcard upside down. That way, when the postcard arrived in North America, it would be right-side up and the recipient would have no difficulty reading it. Al & Natalie are very considerate about things like that.
It was a good plan, but they overlooked one small detail. By law (a holdover from their days as a British colony), all postcards in Australia, New Zealand, etc. come from the printer already upside down. The idea behind this is to better accommodate tourists from the Northern Hemisphere who might otherwise forget about “up” being a different direction than at home.
Naturally, the end result of these two good intentions is that when the postcard arrived, the photo was right-side up, but the note was upside down!
Conserving Natural Resources
Yesterday’s posting about the proper storage of rubber chickens included a photo of the top shelf of my refrigerator. In addition to the aforementioned chicken, the photo also reveals a large Chase & Sanborn coffee can.
The sight of a coffee can in my fridge prompted a raised eyebrow from Z. since she knows that I don’t drink coffee. And it’s true, although Z. and I have occasionally had dinner together, we’ve never once met for coffee. It’s not that I have anything against coffee (some of my closest friends are coffee drinkers), during my wild college days, I even tried drinking coffee once or twice. I’ve simply never acquired a taste for it.
So where did the coffee can come from? My folks have occasionally left a small jar of instant coffee in my fridge so it would be there for their next visit, but I’ve never had ground coffee in my house. (Bleah!)
The answer is that Z. has overlooked my participation in the environmental movement.
When you’re conserving resources, Step 1 is to reduce your resource usage. Dad’s co-workers realized early on that producing a single 2 lb can of ground coffee requires only a fraction of the energy and packaging that would be consumed in creating an equivalent number of single-serving coffee packets. So they team up and buy coffee in bulk. (At the end of the day, Dad of course does his part to make sure no coffee is wastefully poured down the drain.)
Step 2 for conserving resources is to reuse manufactured items. Creating a new metal container requires much more energy than simply reusing an existing one, so Dad occasionally brings home empty coffee cans and Mom uses them to send cookies to me and my brothers.
Step 3 in the conservation cycle is, of course, to recycle the item since that expends fewer resources than finding and refining the raw materials.
What many people overlook however is that Step 2 can be repeated more than once for a single item. Until the item is actually worn out, there’s no reason you can’t reuse it indefinitely. And honestly, barring a particularly brutal trip through the post office, a coffee can full of cookies doesn’t experience a whole lot of additional wear and tear.
And so you see, that coffee can in my refrigerator doesn’t contain coffee. It also doesn’t contain any cookies, I ate that batch a long time ago. It’s currently being used for a third time, now as a sugar cannister.
So the real question is, why do I keep my sugar cannister in the fridge?
Because that way it won’t be found by ants.
Fun in the Kitchen
Thanksgiving Dinner
This was only the second time since I moved back to the East Coast that I didn’t go up to Mom and Dad’s for Thanksgiving. Last year, they came here, and this year they went to visit my brother and his family. I was invited too, but friends are getting married this weekend and I didn’t want to spend Thanksgiving in the car.
The original plan was to find a restaurant that was open for Thanksgiving. I’ve done that before. Back when I was living in Nevada, a friend and I went to the local Hyatt hotel and had Thanksgiving Dinner in their Chinese restaurant. It was a traditional American Thanksgiving Dinner, with turkey and all the expected trimmings, but because we were in a Chinese restaurant, we decided to use chopsticks to eat the cranberry sauce.
In the end, I decided to cook my own dinner. Most of my meals are pretty simple stuff, but now and then I get adventuresome and this seemed like a good opportunity. Besides, I didn’t think any of the places that would be open around here were likely to have both chopsticks and cranberry sauce.
So on Monday I went to the store and bought the smallest turkey I could find (it was 10 pounds – I’m gonna have leftovers for a while) and around 2:30 this afternoon I put it in the oven. Along with the turkey, I picked up some pre-mixed mashed potatoes, and the freezer was already full of veggies. Add in some biscuits, and I was good to go.
The biscuits didn’t turn out so well. But the turkey and everything else came out pretty darn nicely.
Wylie had a hunk of turkey as part of his dinner
and Terry had a big ol’ piece of carrot.
Thanksgiving Cooking Tip
If the “Better if used by” date on the box of Bisquick is more than two years ago, the biscuits aren’t going to be very good.
I’ll have to remember that for next year.