Fun with Software Licenses

As I’ve pointed out before, according to the terms of the software license, iTunes may not be used to control nuclear reactors. Ditto for Google Earth.
This evening I set up my first ever computer running (shudder) Windows Vista.
Seeing no reason to break with tradition, I once more read the click-through license agreement, thus reaffirming my role as the only person on Earth who actually does so. Folks, you may be surprised to learn that in at least this one respect, Microsoft’s license agreement is less restrictive than the ones from Apple and Google. That’s right, nothing in the Windows Vista license agreement (and this single license seems to cover all versions, even the home versions) says you’re not allowed to use it to control nuclear reactors or weapons.
So now you have to decide, should you be more aghast that Apple and Google evidently include such functionality (Why else would they bar you from using it?), or you should instead be horrified that Microsoft allows you to use Windows in this manner? 🙂
(Truthfully, I’d be much more surprised if Microsoft did include such limitations since that would essentially forbid people in those industries from buying the product. And honestly, if you’re setting up embedded control systems, particularly for that sort of work, you’re probably going to be using a much more limited, and much older operating system. That is, one where all the problems are already well-understood and worked around.)
As part of the same computer setup, I also had occasion to read the license for Trend Micro’s PC-cillin. As part of that license agreement, you expressly agree that you will back up your files on a regular basis.
Now that’s what I call a sensible license! It’s about time someone had the guts to make that a requirement.

2 thoughts on “Fun with Software Licenses”

  1. And if you violate PcCillin’s agreement, and don’t backup, does this mean they’re not liable if their software doesn’t work. That would be tricky on their part.
    Sorry, we’re not liable.
    Why not?
    You violated the agreement.
    What did I do?
    You didn’t back up your files on a regular basis.
    How’d you know I didn’t?
    Just a guess
    But that has nothing to do with whether your software works or not.
    Sorry, it’s in the agreement. You violated it. We’re not liable.
    You expect us to read the agreement?
    Honestly? No.

  2. Something like that. 🙂
    I’m also quite impressed by the part where they allow you to install the software on up to two other computers on your home network. (Perfect timing too — my subscription to NAV is about to run out.)

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