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I Dare You!
If you’re reading this, then you should consider yourself to have been dared. And not just dared, this is a double-dog dare. You can’t ignore a double-dog dare!
For the past week or so (with more still to come) I’ve been posting photos of the various flowers around my house (check out the recent entries in my Photos category for examples). Now the sad truth is, I’m not a very good gardener (my main objective is for the flowers to choke out the weeds). Likewise, the secret to my success with a camera is that I take a lot of photos and only share the ones that look good — fortunately, with a digital camera, you don’t have to pay to have the bad ones developed. (Even then, I also use photo-editing software to crop out the ugly parts.)
So here’s the dare: If I can post a week’s worth of flower photos, then darn near anyone should be able to. I dare you to post photos of the flowers around your house (or even, around your neighborhood) once a day for the next week. Then, leave a comment here with a link so other folks can find them.
So get clicking. I dare you to!
Critique of the T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S. Experiment
Gavroche’s recent discovery of the The T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S. Project conducted at Rice University in 1995 stirred some memories. I recall seeing this web site a few years ago, while looking for references to “Peep Jousting” and other “Peep Research“. On the one hand, I’m surprised the site is still around if it’s not been receiving any maintenance. On the other hand, it simply must at least as popular as the Peep sites, so I guess it’s not too surprising.
Giving the site a quick look, I noticed a possible flaw in the conclusions of the the Turing Test they administered. (Yes, they apparently administered a variation of the Turing Test to a Twinkie.) Given the length of the critique, I felt it would perhaps be better to comment here rather than on John’s site.
In their description of their testing methodology, the researchers note a procedural error.
When asked to assign himself and the Twinkie the designations A & B without telling us which was which, the human promptly replied “I’ll be A.” However, we decided to continue the test.
(Under normal circumstances, the researchers should have abandoned the test and attempted the experiment again with another set of subjects. Their willingness to overlook the error may be forgiven as they had already abandoned a previous attempt and the test was taking place at a relatively late hour during the final exams period. As an additional consideration, had they abandoned this test, the procedural flaw may not have been discovered and important data lost for all time.)
Note that according to the researchers, it was the human who replied to that instruction. Because both subjects were behind a sheet, it’s not clear how they determined the reply originated with the human, but we’ll have to assume they somehow knew this to be the case.
Next, examine the pattern of the responses:
Q (cg): What would you describe as the purpose of your existence?
Subject A: (no answer)
Subject B: To woo women.
Q (ts): Describe where the other subject is, relative to you.
Subject B: On a chair.
Subject A: (no answer)
Q (cg): Describe the last meal you ate.
Subject A: (no answer)
Subject B: These chicken chunks (after joking about eating subject A)
Q (ts): How do you feel about your mother?
Subject B: She gives me money, I like her.
Subject A: (no answer)
Subject B: (ostensibly the Twinkie) is the only one to respond! The same pattern occurs during the free association portion of the test, again, only the Twinkie responds.
After examining the test data, the researchers reported their conclusions:
After careful study of all responses, we determined that subject A was the Twinkie, and B was the human.
This conclusion however completely contradicts their earlier observations!
This leads me to some rather startling conclusions of my own.
If Subject A was indeed the Twinkie, then we have to face up to the reality that Twinkies are capable of speech. The ability to speak is a sign of intelligence. The fact that said speech took place in a manner which initially led the researchers to conclude they were speaking to a human means the Twinkie in fact passed the Turing test.
If Subject B was the Twinkie, then we have to face up to the reality that the Twinkie was intelligent enough to make the researchers believe they were conversing with a human. Again, this means that the Twinkie passed the Turing test.
Either way, the social, religious, moral and dietary implications are quite staggering. To be blunt, Eating Twinkies constitutes murder. Consider too that Twinkies do not occur in nature, coming instead from industrial bakeries. Apparently the Hostess company has been playing god all these years.
I would offer one closing thought: The ability to distinguish a human from a Twinkie should be at least as significant as the ability to hold a conversation when determining whether a subject is sentient.
Although it’s dangerous to draw generalities from a single data point, the conclusion of the T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S. project’s Turing test would seem to suggest that Rice University students don’t qualify as sentient life forms.
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Tax Day
The following reminder is a public service.
Today is Tax Day here in the US. You only get to procrastinate on filing for an extension on your federal tax return until midnight. (You can procrastinate on filing the actual tax return until midnight August 15.)
Stamp Out Postage
If you haven’t heard already, the price of stamps is going up another penny on May 12. That means this would be a perfect time to run out and buy a bunch of “Forever” stamps. Partly so you can defer the price increase, partly so you don’t have to mess around with adding a bunch of additional 1 cent stamps. If you’re feeling particularly thrifty, you could go and buy enough forever stamps to last you for the next several price increases (though you might first want to take a guess at your likely stamp usage and figure out if you might be better off putting the money into a CD instead).
On Saturday I discovered that Costco (aka Price Club) is currently selling forever stamps for less than what the Post Office charges. Costco’s price for 100 stamps is $40.75, which means you’re saving a quarter. Not enough of a savings to make it worthwhile trying to resell them yourself. Also not enough of a savings for it to make sense for you to ask me to buy them on your behalf.
Of course, I do realize that certain of you (and by “certain of you” I mean, at the very least, Marauder) don’t see that as a problem; because I’m such a nice guy, you’re pretty doggone certain that I’ll pay the postage to mail you the stamps. What’s more, a certain percentage of you (and by “a certain percentage”, I mean, at a minimum, that portion of my readership which consists of the aforementioned Marauder) figure you don’t even need to worry about the postage for mailing me a check because I’m such a nice guy, I’m planning to send you the stamps at my own expense and wouldn’t dream of asking you to pay for them.
Certain of you (and by now you should recognize the pattern) are dreaming. I am a terrific guy. But I’m not that nice. You can make your own doggone trip to the post office.
Another New Jersey Joke
Saying this gets back to my claim that conversations in/near DC turn political, but at least this particular New Jersey joke didn’t get elected to public office.
After all the years of jokes about New Jersey, the inevitable has finally happened.
According to the Star Ledger, on Friday evening The US Army Began Shelling New Jersey.
(Hey, you don’t suppose Tony Soprano was involved in this do you?)