Visual Enhancements

Folks have been telling me lately that the way to get more visitors to your web site is to add some eye candy. I really don’t understand why that would make a difference, but who am I to argue?
So first off, here’s some eye candy.
And then, for those who want something a bit more raw, here’s some eye candy with nothing on.
I have no idea why this would draw more people to the site, but if you find this sort of stuff appealing, please let me know!