So far, I haven’t made a decision between Barack Obama and John McCain. Obama has the benefit of not being a Republican, but I feel there’s a necessity to distinguish between a party’s dogma and the party’s candidate. And at this point, I’m still more than a little tempted to write in a vote for either Zaphod Beeblebrox or Paris Hilton.
Despite that, I’m starting to pick favorite Vice Presidents. Allow me to be the first to point out that it’s a fluff piece designed to make you like the guy, it doesn’t say anything about his politics; but based on today’s Washington Post article, I find that I like Joseph Biden.
Maybe he could be McCain’s running mate too?
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It’s not too late for you to throw your own hat into the ring. Aside from having a taste for human flesh and a proclivity for exploding things, you really don’t have a lot of skeletons in the closet. Okay, so you believe your dog writes an advice column. Whose dog doesn’t?
Everyone already knows where you stand on the really important issues, such as the use of windshield-based advertising, car-door-based advertising, and Spiderman-based advertising. You have a demonstrated record of leadership in the face of unseasonably bad weather, insane committee members, and a severe shortage of pants. You have no visible tattoos.
As far as I can tell, you are perfectly qualified to attend the funerals of foreign dignitaries.