Over the past few weeks, people have been growing increasingly nervous about the Conficker worm. All anyone’s knew about it until now is that it was going to start looking for a message on April 1.
It appears Conficker has received its message, and it isn’t one that’s good for us.
Google has announced their new Artificial Intelligence, CADIE (Cognitive Autoheuristic Distributed-Intelligence Entity).
I’ve already taken a look at CADIE’s homepage and YouTube channel and as far as I can tell, it’s indistinguishable from what most humans put on line. And if you can’t reliably tell an A.I. apart from a human, then the A.I. has passed the Turing Test.
Now we know what the Conficker worm is: It’s Google’s A.I. Or rather, it’s Skynet.
If you need me for anything, I’ll be hanging out with Sarah Conner.
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Don’t forget to pick up some Organic Air on the way home.
Oops! Try this: Organic Air
And for nourishment and warmth, nothing beats Squeeze Bacon while curled up in a Tauntaun sleeping bag.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/looflirpa/2009.shtml
I’m amused that they’re going to try getting permission to make the sleeping bag and quite disappointed that they won’t be making the USB Pet Rock.