Going through some old emails (in this case, March 25, 1997) I found this bit of ASCII art. I’m not sure whether it’s something I once used in my own signature, or something that someone else was using. Either way, I’m certainly not the one who originated the artwork. Regardless, it’s a pretty good graphic considering the medium. (This will probably be unrecognizable on a mobile device.)

                  ___
     ___....-----'---`-----....___
=========================================
      ___`---..._______...---'___
     (___)      _|_|_|_      (___)
       \\____.-'_.---._`-.____//
         ~~~~`.__`---'__.'~~~~
                 `~~~'

Hand over the chocolate and nobody gets hurt.
(Uh oh! They left Troi in command!)