It seems to me that it’s time to face facts: This Country Needs a Presidental Candidate.
The Democratic Party has done a tremendous job of shooting itself in the foot over the past year. Between the endless posturing over Michigan and Florida and the choice of candidates going to the superdelegates instead of the voters (Quite ironic that it’s called the “Democratic” Party, huh?), it’s not hard to imagine the voters defecting en masse.
Of course, the Republican side isn’t any better. I do somewhat like McCain’s willingness to compromise — most members of both parties seem to have decided that winning arguments without concession to other opinions is the only way to go — but between the awful state of the economy, the endless war, the wholesale erosion of individual rights in favor of business interests and still more endless posturing, well, I just have a hard time trusting the Republican party either.
If there was ever a time for a third-party candidate, this is it! I first mentioned this candidate two years ago, and the reasons for choosing him are as valid now as then:
He stands for:
- People
- Freedom
- Democracy
- and stuff
(Just try getting any of the other candidates to admit to that last one!)
Still not convinced? Check out his campaign video!
So remember: Vote Early, Vote Often and Vote Beeblebrox!
The Zaphod I know and love has two heads. This is an impostor!
There’s also a small issue of whether or not he is a natural born citizen. I know McCain gets away with it because his parents were in the military (or at least one of them was.) But I don’t think Zaphod can claim that (or find evidence to back up the claim.)
Sigh. He would be a good candidate.
Zaphod! Zaphod! Woooot! Wooot!
that’s his campaign slogan.
i think Obama could have better success if he switches to “Obama is better than Chelsea’s Mama!” or “BaROCK the Vote!” I got a little political in my post today.. and if Obama ever drops out he could take a note from Douglas Adams and say “So Long and thanks for the Red Herrings!”
just my thoughts.
peace!
I have no doubts whatsoever that The Big Z. can come up with whatever documentation is needed to prove that he’s a natural born citizen.