I saw a great bumper sticker the other day, "I’ll procrastinate tomorrow." It quickly reminded me of my plans to one of these days join the American Procrastination Society.
Of course, any club for procrastinators is going to have problems. First you have to get around to recruiting some members and then, once they join, you still have to wait for them to send in their dues. I haven’t researched it – not yet anyhow – but I’m certain the Procrastination Society is having financial problems because of that. In fact, they’ll probably have to file for bankruptcy.
Assuming they ever get around to forming in the first place.