Questionable Judgement.

As I’ve mentioned, my co-workers have prohibited me from making jokes during the last few weeks before a software release. We’re in one of those joke-free periods right now in fact.

Between business meetings and taking some time off, the Chief’s been out of the office a few times over the past month. When that happens, he generally leaves Olive in charge. Olive in turn has been threatening to leave me in charge if she and the Chief were both out at the same time.
My response to this threat has been to warn her against it. It’s just a bad idea and under no circumstances should she leave me in charge.

The Chief’s been out for the past three days.

Olive called in sick on Tuesday.

I ended up in charge.

When Olive came back on Wednesday, the big software release we’ve been working on had been pushed back for at least a week.

I certainly hope she has learned a lesson from this mistake.

Android Integration

As nearly as I can tell, I’m about the only person in North America who isn’t on Facebook. (Evidently all three of my brothers have joined – though apparently none of them are fully aware of the others’ presence yet.) But I have gone and joined a different cult — I now have a Google Android-based telephone (the T-Mobile G-1).
For me, one of the most appealing parts of the Android phone is the way it integrates your phone book and calendar with Google’s contact manager (built into GMail) and calendar. That’s a fairly killer application for me in that it makes everything a whole lot more portable. The only problem is, GMail isn’t my primary means of contact. I’ve had my Dactylmanor address for more than eight years and prefer to use that one.
GMail offers a partial solution to this in that you can set it up to send messages from another address. The down side to this is that messages go out saying they’re from the GMail address on behalf of the Dactylmanor one. So when other people see it (primarily folks who are using GMail as their main address), they tend to capture the GMail address in their contact lists. If they then write to me at GMail instead of Dactylmanor, it could be a while before I see it.
Being forced to move to GMail as my primary email address would have been a deal-breaker for me. A lot of people know to contact me through Dactylmanor and I really don’t want to deal with managing two addresses. (It’s been more than four years since I got rid of my landline phone, but I still occasionally hear about people calling the old number.)
So I went looking to see if there was a way to get an Android to work with non GMail address. One of the free services Google makes available is “Google Apps for Your Domain“; essentially, they provide a version of GMail, Calendar and their online Documents and Spreadsheet tools that work with a domain name you own. (For example, dactylmanor.org!) I figured that would be my best bet.
The first stop in my investigation was a thread on the Android Community Forums where someone was asking the exact same question I was: Does Android work with Google Apps for Your Domain?
And the answer is a resounding yes. Brilliant! (Apparently Google didn’t plan to do this, but later changed their minds.)
The first thing you have to do is setup your email to go to Google’s mail server. The instructions for that show up in the administration panel when you activate the email system. It’s mildly tedious, but fairly straightforward. You do need to have the ability to set custom records in your domain’s DNS server. (Pair makes this fairly simple.)
When I’m at home, I prefer to use Mozilla Thunderbird for my email rather than Google’s web interface. Setting up a desktop email client is also fairly simple, though given the number of them in existence, it’s not possible to document the step-by-step for every system out there. Google’s instructions provide the basic information for server settings, plus a double-handful of the most common clients.
Throw in the Lightning calendar addon for Thunderbird (as well as the provider for Google calendar), and at this point you have something equivalent to Microsoft Outlook, except that along with Windows, you can also run on Mac, Linux and a few other platforms.
Bringing the Android phone into the mix requires that you dig into it’s settings a little (Home Screen | Menu | SD card & phone storage | Factory data reset) and click the button for “Factory data reset.” (Yeah, that step’s a little scary.) When the phone starts up again, when it asks for your Google account, you instead enter an email address and password for your newly Google-hosted email system.
The phone synchronizes its contact list, calendar and email with what’s on Google’s servers and voilĂ ! The Android is now ready to do your bidding.

Jokes Come True

There’s a policy at my office that I’m not allowed to make jokes for the final few weeks before a software release. That’s because my jokes have a history of unexpectedly coming true.

The most famous example of this came about a year and a half ago during a deployment planning meeting. When we got to contingencies, I half seriously asked something about the plan in case there was a problem in the server room, for example, somebody tripping over the power cord.
The IT manager laughed and said whoever it was would have to be extremely clumsy since there were six different power cords involved.
That evening there was a network outage involving the electrical system. It took a day and a half to get everything back in order.

So I’m not allowed to make jokes any more.

I’m not sure if this is a curse or a super power, but I just grin and laugh whenever the project manager feels the need to bring up the topic (at least once per release). And up until recently, I thought I was alone in bearing this burden.

There’s been a joke floating around in email for at least 10 years (and probably longer in other forms) which takes the form of a letter from home written to a young man who has left hillbilly country. The letter, from a relative, contains a number of the “usual” hillbilly gags such as “I know you can’t read very fast, so I’m writing this very slowly.”
It ends with the sad tale of a group of the young man’s friends who drowned when the pickup they were riding in went off the road into a lake. The letter explains that the driver was able to get out, so he survived, but everyone riding in the back drowned because they couldn’t get the tailgate down.

It sounds like just another joke taking a shot at “ignorant hillbillies,” but I’ve come to believe that whoever originated the joke may possibly share my gift/curse for having jokes come true.

This evening I read the account of a Florida woman who had to call 911 from her cell phone because she was trapped in the car after the battery died and the power locks stopped working.

I fear for our civilization.

Come With Me If You Want to Live

Over the past few weeks, people have been growing increasingly nervous about the Conficker worm. All anyone’s knew about it until now is that it was going to start looking for a message on April 1.
It appears Conficker has received its message, and it isn’t one that’s good for us.
Google has announced their new Artificial Intelligence, CADIE (Cognitive Autoheuristic Distributed-Intelligence Entity).
I’ve already taken a look at CADIE’s homepage and YouTube channel and as far as I can tell, it’s indistinguishable from what most humans put on line. And if you can’t reliably tell an A.I. apart from a human, then the A.I. has passed the Turing Test.
Now we know what the Conficker worm is: It’s Google’s A.I. Or rather, it’s Skynet.
If you need me for anything, I’ll be hanging out with Sarah Conner.